I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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