Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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