she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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