So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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