he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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