I wish I only lived at night.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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