Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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