Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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