My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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