yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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