Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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