i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
do nipples grow back?
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