And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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