My brain says no but my pants say off.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Randomize
