Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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