I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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