i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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