If i come over, it means nothing
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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