It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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