So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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