Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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