Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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