bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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