saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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