Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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