i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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