have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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