Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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