Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
