I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it glows. i had to have it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
you never un-have a 4some
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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