Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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