Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Randomize
