She is in my trunk
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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