oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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