I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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