So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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