I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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