it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
All the doctor said was why
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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