couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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