You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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