p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think I am morally bankrupt
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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