Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize