Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
this boner is exhausting
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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