How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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