and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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