fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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