If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
