wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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