All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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