He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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