Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
