Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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