I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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