Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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