just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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