i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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